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Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

My Glass Needs More Wine - http://funnypicturequotes.com/my-glass-needs-more-wine/ #winememes #WineWednesday

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Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

so true

Not really funny so much as it is true - My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to (be) fat.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

"Oh look, it's snowing outside. I'll update my status for all of my friends that don't have a window of their own."

I'm not bothered by weather update reports, but this makes me laugh anyway.

hahhah.... Didn't realize this was so common... Thought it was just me!  Lol

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

enough said...

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Bring on the warmer temperatures! Oh wait. I'm too fat for summer right now.

Funny quote card

This shit pisses me off! Texting and being on the phone is supposed to keep you connected but IM HERE AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! How does whoever is texting you deserve your time more than me? I have a friend that does this ALL the time!

My Native American name is 'Seemed Harmless at First'.

Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not. Just kidding.

Hahaha! but really I ran 2 miles and ate 4 doughnuts...

Funny Confession Ecard: Ran my first this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut. yup thats me!

The ID channel has taught me well! Along with The First 48 ;)

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

Something about this cracks me up!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have OCD, but I only clean things when I'm in the mood because I'm also bipolar.

Flight risk

ALL THE TIME! Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm having the kind of day at work where I fear that I am a flight risk.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

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