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You call it road rage. I call it aggressively driving around assholes who don't know how to fucking drive!

You were warned *kisses*

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Strength Quotes : Funny!

Strength Quotes : Funny!

Exactly

I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own shit like a motherfucker.

Keeping my mouth shut is an accomplishment! Haha

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut XD ikr - Funni Pic - Funny Pictures - Humour

#damntheman

"I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom" (ecards)

A round of applause for that bitch who deleted you, blocked you, and is now looking at your profile from their friends facebook.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

Douche...lol

Don't make excuses for him. You can't put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase. Yep Steve is an asshole cheats on his live in girlfriend and talks bad about his ex wife.

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