my new years resolution should have been to stop kidding myself that i'll make a lifestyle change. no one likes a cheap skinny, sober bitch anway.

my new years resolution should have been to stop kidding myself that i'll make a lifestyle change. no one likes a cheap skinny, sober bitch anway.

Ecard: Make-up in the morning? I'm lucky if my hair doesn't look like a rabid animal died in it.

Ecard: Make-up in the morning? I'm lucky if my hair doesn't look like a rabid animal died in it.

vintage humor. I cant put this my "funny" board. Because this is not funny! This is true!!!

vintage humor. I cant put this my "funny" board. Because this is not funny! This is true!!!

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

You know, it's weird. I want to fuck you but I kind of wanna punch you in the face too.

You know, it's weird. I want to fuck you but I kind of wanna punch you in the face too.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name I pray, Amen'.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Helpful tip: If you ever get caught sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name I pray, Amen'.

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