Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement...it's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say, "You can't seriously be this freaking stupid!"

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.  That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Some bridges are meant to be burned! Don't let anyone ever bring you down with petty jealous nonsense:)

Some bridges are meant to be burned! Don't let anyone ever bring you down with petty jealous nonsense:)

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