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It used to be but Brian's stove is weird and the front left burner is the big one so that's the one I use all the time now.

I love kids. Everything about them is adorable!

When a two year old hands you a toy phone - Funny quote says: No matter how big and bad you are, when a two year old hands you a toy phone, you answer it.

I started watching Merlin and stared at Colin Morgan like a dumb ass. Mind you I started watching Doctor Who before Merlin so I had seen his face before...but I still scratched my brain, going, "who are you?!

I started watching Merlin and stared at Colin Morgan like an idiot. Mind you I started watching Doctor Who before Merlin so I had seen his face before.

You know you do! Hehehe!

As a kid, I used to talk into the fan to hear my robot voice. Who didn't do this as a kid?

Avoid the lava!

If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood. If you've never jumped from one couch to the other to avoid the lava you've never had a childhood.

Hey now, seems someone forgot to include that basket ball player...can't remember his name,...straight out of high school...recently retired after a few losing seasons, played with the Lakers. I'm getting hungry, maybe it'll come back later...feeling like Japanese, possibly Kobe steak. Now that's a meal for winners.

Some people can cook. Some people can draw. Some people are amazing athletes. I can balance the light switch between off and on.

18 things that dont make any sense

I especially don't like the dentist one. Sometimes my teeth cleaning takes 2 times the time it should because she stops to hear my answer, and then I have to talk with a bunch of paste stuff in my mouth.

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