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Where's your god now?

hilarious WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW poster FUNNY toilet paper gone Brand New. Will ship in a tube.

What happens after you die?

What happens after you die? Lots of things happen aftet you die-they just don't involve you. ~Louis C.

So true. Just like going to church doesn't excuse you from treating others like dirt....

Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does. Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does. Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does.

Lol - funny and 100% true. Yet people still absolutely refuse to admit and/or see how fucking stupid the bible is. So- Enjoy your sea food after church, hypocrites.

Nine chapters earlier in Leviticus, shellfish are on the list of Biblical abominations. So, FYI, Lobsterfest is ranked higher than buttfucking.

They're not wrong

If you ever feel stupid remember there are grown adults who believes two penguins walked from antarctica to get on an ark in the Middle East.

I asked God for a prince charming every night for as long as I could remember. And after every failure, I never lost Faith. I got more specific and asked for a real prince charming that could understand me, and my love for coffee and sunrises. I asked Him to give me my soul mate when I'd learned not to screw it up.  He finally gave me my soul mate. :) Never EVER lose Faith. He only wants to see you succeed.

"God please make my dream come true because I wanna spend the rest of my life with him"

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