"It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, you also have to be be abstinent alone. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can't masturbate without lust." - Christine O'Donnel (Republican in Delaware)
Classic scene from the "Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth" episode of "The Dick Van Dyke Show" - Laura apologizes to Alan Brady after letting it slip on network TV that he wears a toupee."There must be some needy bald people.
"DON'T HONK AT OLD PEOPLE: A lady was videotaping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an old woman trying to cross the street. You can hear the lady who is doing the taping giggling as she records the event. Aren't air bags great?