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...and you better be not that stupid so I end up wasting my sarcasm

My degree of sarcasm is based solely on your amount of stupid. Funny but true lol

Yup.. I'm pretty sure it's broken!

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Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

but to keep my job i will just smile and nod....

I'm sarcastic & have a smartass attitude. It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit, & stupidity.

I feel like Jeremy Buckner needs this quote to be his life-long statement.

my amount of sarcasm is only proportionate to the amount of stupidity I am presented with

This is why I never say what I'm thinking out loud! ;)

If you're thinking what I'm thinking, you need some serious fucking help.

And gossiping behind each others backs.

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

i'm trying to see things from your point of view, but i can;t stick my head that far up my ass

i'm trying to see things from your point of view. but i can't stick my head that far up my ass.

silly cops :P

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them, the police call it indecent exposure, but whatever. View more funny quotes. Related posts: If you love someone… If You Want To Feel Rich… If You Love Someone… Quote of the Day – I’m not fat

Pizza with pizza topping, YES PLEASE

i'll cut my pizza up into really small pieces then use it as a topping for my second pizza if i want to, bitch.