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Heck no, i do not

All Mom's everywhere can relate, I'm sure.

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I wish my Pinterest Exercise board was actually a shopping cart. ...I'd like these legs, this ass & this cake.
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Haha if only! I would like nice legs and cake, simultaneously.

If only it was a shopping cart :-)

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Here is a list of my favorite 101 Gym Quotes. These Fitness Quotes are Motivational, Inspirational & Funny Quotations.

I wish my Pinterest Exercise board was actually a shopping cart. ...I'd like these legs, this ass & this cake.

I wish my Pinterest Exercise board was actually a shopping cart. ...I'd like these legs, this ass & this cake.
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Yup. In a hot minute..
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Rich housewife, plus one twelve a week. Live fabulously, but keep my skills fresh and my love for nursing alive.

Is it sad that this describes my life? But I have to get rid of rich housewife & exchange farmer's housewife.

Amen, my ultimate game plan.

With a quickness!

Yup. In a hot minute..

Yup. In a hot minute..
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or is it sad that this is exactly backwards?

This is funny cause its trash night!

That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.

yeah sounds about right

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Same shit, different day
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Tired of it

Same shit, different day

Same shit, different day
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Sad but true! @Michael Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Goeller knows this from experience...this week lol
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This is what my husband says every time! I'm a night owl, so I can see the movie and still have two or three hours to hide my NookColor under the covers and read!

How old am I? I am "its and you just want to start a movie" years old.

I pulled plenty of all nighters in college, so I figured I still had it in me one night not long ago. I am proud to say I made it all the way to The next thing I remember, it was Saturday and I'm pretty sure it was Tuesday when I finally got to bed.

Often said to my husband.don't get mad if I fall asleep.

Sad but true! @Michael Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Goeller knows this from experience...this week lol

Sad but true! @Michael Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Dussert Goeller knows this from experience...this week lol

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"The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low cut blouse." definitely my philosophy. and bad body image days

"Don't expect a 'Bless You' after the 5th sneeze. Get it under control."  Bahahahaha!!!

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Since I work at a liquor store and deal with stupid, rude people all day, this is particularly relevant. "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

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Yo know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other

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