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I do love my wine + snacks... but I have to earn them at the end of every week :)

I run because it's good for me. Also, because I like to eat. And drink. A lot. I will start running.

I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Morning.

I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Me this Tuesday.

They should put more wine in the bottle...so there's enough for two people.

"They should put more wine in the bottle. so there's enough for two people." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

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Yeah because diluting wine with shower gel is disgusting. Even though it smelled so wonderful at first. Trust me, you really can’t eat shower-gel. But pouring yourself a nice tub of wine water (or.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

"I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress.Just kidding. I'm on my third glass of wine." hahah this is hilarious because I took a stress mgmt class this semester and this is so me haha

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

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Wine and Yoga Pants

It would sell wine and who gives a damn, bring on the hard liquor. We should open a store called 'Forever We can sell Wine and Yoga pants.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Laughter / Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN. (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.

Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine doesn't have the calorie count written on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

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