I was blessed with an awesome personality, a great ass, and a beautiful face. It just wouldn't be fair to the other girls if God gave me big boobs. But God did give me big boobs. who said life is fair?
Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. RHE Knight: 'Tis but a scratch. Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off! RHE Knight: No, it isn't. Arthur: Well, what's that then? RHE Knight: I've had worse. Arthur: You liar! RHE Knight: Come on you pansy!