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"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

You're fluent in lies, excuses, & bullshit…and that won't help you pass those two little classes you have to take so you can make $11 an hour.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.

There are only a few people, mainly high school friends, who know my song and it makes me laugh when they sing it to me

I do this to people when I'm drunk. Mostly people names Roxanne. Thankfully the only song I've ever heard my name in is a slow country song that most don't know and wouldn't sing.

The Office never ever fails me.

I was told today that this is perfect for me. "Would I rather be feared or loved? easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." ~Michael Scott (Steve Carell), The Office

so true!

I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D lilmisstude I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D

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I LOVE YOU When I' m bored, I send a text to a random number saying "I hid the body." No i dont fuck y

I never set my alarm for a multiple of 5, it's always a 3 or a 7. Good to know other people do this too!

Office To-Do List

That's totally me! I can NEVER set my alarm clock on a normal time.

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