Dish towel & dish cloth: "You deserve the best.a present unlike all the rest. We considered a new car or exotic cruise, but decided on something you could really use! Finally we found a gift to admire, we hope you like your new washer and dryer!
gag gift - "Did you say nothing? When you were asked what you wanted for Birthday, Anniversary, Graduation or Christmas. Don't you remember saying NOTHING? Well this time someone heard you, searched high and low and found this perfect gift for you.