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the bottom middle is how I spend most my day :)

I am a Mother. (love the one w/the mom on the computer and the kids on top of her.yep, that's about right)

Sorry you missed it :-)

Story of my life! My house was clean yesterday - sorry you missed it sign - mom humor


That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

That is me in a nutshell.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Every time I get the urge to clean. I watch Hoarders. and I decide my house isn't that dirty after all!

HA HA HA!!!!  SO TRUE!!!!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Things you only have to worry about if life is pretty good.

Funny pictures about First world problems. Oh, and cool pics about First world problems. Also, First world problems photos.

Supermom . Finally got the secret !

“Happy Mother's Day to super moms everywhere! Thank you Happy Mother's Day!

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

I crack up every time I see this one

This one cracked me up I've said it a few times when I've seen stick families like these!

Tried and true logic: buy new shoes.  #quote (Pre-WFH job, this was sound logic. But now I barely ever even wear shoes at all...)

New shoes flowchart

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What is a stay-at-home Mom's worth? This is so important for all the stay at home moms out there to see. Definitely puts all the work and hours we put in into perspective.

So needy! Lol, I soo feel this...that is why we have 2 fend for yourself nights a week....that way the leftovers get ate up too

My thoughts exactly! Kellen always saying I NEVER cook anything anymore!

Can't dance? Problem solved!

Funny pictures about Best Thing To Do When You Can't Dance. Oh, and cool pics about Best Thing To Do When You Can't Dance. Also, Best Thing To Do When You Can't Dance photos.