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.---Dude, this is me. continued: me: and if I refuse? dark me: you won't. me: hah, well, can't argue with you there~~~!

Shit I don't have time for: 1. Your shit. 2. Crazy shit. 3. Bullshit. 4. Stupid shit. 5. Fake shit. 6. Shit that has nothing to do with me.

What about sex ON chocolate??? ;)

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"I use "the other day" a lot and that can mean anything from yesterday to the day of my birth "

There will be a day when that particular piece of string will save me from certain disaster.

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I’m leaving my tree up until the fire department forcibly removes it from my house as public fire hazard.