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So true!

Ward Ward Weeda, Bright Bright Ogden Bradley Bradley Rose, we're having a party!

My son is so smart... He insists on giving all the toys he's outgrown to his baby sister.

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

I've heard it's nice....

I can't remember what not tired feels like. Sometimes the extreme exhaustion of my RA, and fibromyalgia is much harder to deal with than the pain,SO TRUE FOR ME.

We all know one of these!

I wish I can sleep in every morning. I have never been a morning person but my life has changed in many ways since having the kids. Just let me sleep!

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

My husband eats all my chocolate chips before I have time to bake anything!

oh my gosh. probably truer then i should be willing to admit. :)

This is me. I feel guilty about it so I water our grass. I'm cleaning out my car in case anyone needs 27 half empty bottles of water

Yup! There are those whom are asleep, resting up for a busy day tomorrow. Then there's me... awake... wine-in-hand... pinning.

There Are Those Whom Are Asleep, Resting Up For A Busy Day Tomorrow. Then There Is Me, Awake. Wine-In-Hand. Well almost.No wine just a glass of water.

#PreggiCentral

Motherhood, Inc. - Human Resources: One vacation day a year? We call it Mother's Day, but technically you still have to work :) ahahah

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

'Twas the night before Christmas...

'Twas the night before Christmas.

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

This is too funny. "I Can't even tell who you are"

Smitten with the Mitten! I love the mitten state!

Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like me?

my life. and it should be "Don't you wish your girlfriend was grammatically correct like I (am)." because technically you're saying "like me is" .if we're going to be grammatically correct.

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