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I should send this to who's trying to steal my best friend

Those suckers hurt. LOL - this made me belly laugh. So true!

fun, funny, ironic, good mood switch on, lol, when you need something to turn instantly your lips upwards. Smile like there's no tomorrow :-D

if I had a nickel for every time my phone auto corrected 'shit' into 'shut' I would have 16 nickels

Hahaha oh I hate bathing suit shopping should have thought of this beforehand

50 things I want to teach my daughter

50 things I want to teach my daughter. I would totally take a shot before swimsuit shopping with my mom!

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

That moment when the cookie wrapper makes a crinkley sound so you hold your breath and pray the kids didn't hear it.

Damn you crinkley cookie wrapper! Or the chip bag.only at our house it's the dogs!

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If the ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.

Haha!  We've all been there, haven't we?? ;)

Again, excuse the cuss word but LOVE this! I can so relate to this from relationships of the past!