bacon, you greasy, fatty, deceptively delicious, meaty bastard. I love you. ecards ♡ Dieting Humor ♡

I love love love bacon! Everything I eat has to have bacon on EXCEPT for ice cream that just crossing the line! but bacon is amazing and whoever thought of frying it is a genius!

Funny Confession Ecard: I love the sound of rain pattering outside my window as I sleep. It sounds like bacon frying.

SOUNDS LIKE BACON FRYING! "Funny Confession Ecard: I love the sound of rain pattering outside my window as I sleep. It sounds like bacon frying.

It's embarrassing how much satisfaction I get out of this happening

Funny Friendship Ecard: I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

I now have a new name to yell at stupid drivers.

Get over it, twat waffle. i am not sure why i did not think of this awesome term!

'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me.'

Funny Encouragement Ecard: 'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me.

When scrolling through Pinterest I don't worry too much about the weight loss tips, recipes, or hair styles. I just want to see some rude ECARDS!

When scrolling through I don't worry too much about the weight loss tips, recipes, or hair styles. I just want to see some rude ECARDS!

lol...Facebook Mobile

Funny quotes for facebook

Funny but not funny at the same time!!!

Someday, I hope to be able to afford a new iPhone.like the girl in front of me with the food stamps. i guess if i didnt have to pay for food, i can afford an Iphone

Smartass

"If you're going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

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