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Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Sounds like a quote by my best friend Nico: "Don't stick your dick in crazy".

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

38 Pretty Hilarious Quotes

if you ever see me walking around with a cape on, run because I'm 'bout to start smacking bitches

21 Snappy and Funny Quotes You can just move along now. Your efforts are so wasted! It was a valiant try but I took care of that years ago. Just get the best outfit together and go out to knock them dead. Where do you stand? Better decide quick. I think I’m the best judge …

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21 Snappy and Funny Quotes You can just move along now. Your efforts are so wasted! It was a valiant try but I took care of that years ago. Just get the best outfit together and go out to knock them dead. Where do you stand? Better decide quick. I think I’m the best judge …

lol...and I've got my bat and security system locked and loaded...there's only one person that I want to change my status and she can't...and it's not you...not you either..no, definitely not you...ahhh....yes, you...the brunette in the bright shirt that lights up the room..let's go to a park and watch a kid try his hardest to shoot a basket and laugh at his attempts..we're going to hell for this, but it's hilarious. (the ONLY post about you in here)

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lol...and I've got my bat and security system locked and loaded...there's only one person that I want to change my status and she can't...and it's not you...not you either..no, definitely not you...ahhh....yes, you...the brunette in the bright shirt that lights up the room..let's go to a park and watch a kid try his hardest to shoot a basket and laugh at his attempts..we're going to hell for this, but it's hilarious. (the ONLY post about you in here)

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

Life quote : Life : I wish oh how I wish I had background music in my life OK not what I was thinki

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

I have made plenty of stupid and pointlessly bad decisions in my life. I have wanted to change some of them and others i quite enjoy looking back on. Sometimes being stupid leads to the best decisions and other times the worst.

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

37 Funny Quotes You're Going To Love

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I like to think of myself as a Natural Disaster. If you Really Piss me off, Naturally there will be a Disaster.

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