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Fitness Humor The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.


Maxine: The great thing about gingerbread men is that each one is a new chance to bite somebody's head off.

Maxine on living

Maxine If you stay away from alcohol, sex, and junk food, you still won't live forever .

Best thinks in life are free

Maxine says: the best things in life are free. for example, my opinion


Hope there's somebody around tomorrow to tell me if I had a Happy New Year!


to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot


I love being a mom. Some days are great. Although some days are far, far, far from perfect. And this cartoon describes exactly how I feel af.

They used to be....

Doc w/stethoscope: "Big Breaths." Hearing problems + gravity + age = her (and my probable) response "Used to be.

Nurse humor

Jokes for the heart.: My doctor said the best thing for my heart is to be joyful. So, I thought a good place to start was to open a topping of Jokes for


Gardening And Cooking Humor - A Collection of Home and Garden Jokes.