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Just when I think my son is a little carbon copy of his father.That he inherited nothing from me.He trips over his own feet and slams into a wall.there I am. Haha, so true!

holiday  cookie swap

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. Id rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

If a mother and father Can love more than One child...it only makes sense that a child Can love more than One mom or dad.

Dear children, I only take credit for the first 9 months after that you were exposed to your father haha

I wonder if Heaven is  like being at Target by yourself with a Starbucks in hand with endless amounts of cash  in your envelope...

I wonder if heaven is like Target and Starbucks? I believe this is the White Girl's version of Heaven!

To my daughters

Bwahahahahha LOVE it! lol Dear Daughters, Should I ever learn you've been twerking anywhere, at any time, I will learn to do it myself and make sure I chaperon every single dance you ever go to. except that it is spelled "chaperone.

Funny Family Ecard: Just so you know, the fits you throw now to embarrass me into getting your way will be the same fits I throw when you're a teenager to embarrass you to get my way!

-My mom always said, just remember if you embarrass me.I WILL embarrass you too!

This made me lol!

Just when you think you might be feeling good about your Mommy skills, a trip to the store with your kids can put you back in your place real quick. definitely been there

@Rebekah Ahn Sheppard Burke @Susie Sun Sun Padilla @Dena Aksel Aksel Quezada @Michelle Flynn Flynn Goucher

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat. Hahahahahaha, so damn true!

So true! And now for some FREE Summer Reading Rewards Programs for Kids (Agh! Homework never ends!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

that would be helpful!

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

This is so true and funny

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

lol ~ why does this always happen?!

Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

Just when I think that my daughter inherited nothing from me, she trips over her own feet and slams into a wall. Then I say to myself, 'Oh, there I am!'

Oh my I so hope mine and Leon's little girl will never inherit these genes. Then on second thought it will be super fun to see it happen to someone else for once in my life lol ;

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm 500% done with today and about 35% done with tomorrow.

I'm done with today and about done with tomorrow. SO glad this week is over at work. Hopefully next week won't suck as much