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The other day your mom sat on my sunglasses and broke them. It's my fault though, I was still wearing them.

If you believe that vaginas should be more heavily regulated than assault rifles, you may need to have your moral compass checked.

Nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: Nothing worse than when a man has more dick in his personality than in his pants!

That about sums it up...

OMG it's so true.I also enjoy the people who go to McDonald's and order a Big Mac meal with a diet coke. Makes sense.

Ha ha.. Love it:-)

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

"Be careful of what you ask for?! ;-) -LJ

Funny Reminders Ecard: My boss told me 'Dress for the job you WANT, not for the job you HAVE.' Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Catwoman costume.

Probably just a bitch lol  funny someecards, funny  #ecard #humor #sarcasm @Maria Robles

Probably just a bitch lol funny someecards, funny Canavello Mrasek Canavello Mrasek Robles

Give 40 a spanking.

The Big 4-0: The Quiz by Mom's New Stage

word.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I don't care what you think of me. Unless you think I am awesome. In which case, you are right.

Jane Russell - Vote! "These days I am a teetotal, mean-spirited, right-wing, narrow-minded, conservative Christian bigot, but not a racist." (Jane, 2003)

LOVE the pistol as the hammer – can you say badass? I hope you all are able to get out and cast your vote today! Voting is a right that this country has worked hard for.

LMFAO, I can't breathe.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I don't see any penises in the general vicinity. So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.

SuspenderscanemonocletophatFANCY! - Drunk Uncle

If you've experienced it, there's probably an SNL GIF for it.

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