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Are you saying I won't? Cause I have a theory about how it will happen.

Don't say you don't

I do and it seems to be a very specific super power that my mind comes up with.

Karma is one of those words that have launched into our English language  with a vengeance. Mostly people take it in a new age sense, as cosmic  payback.

Why What Goes Around Doesn't Always Come Around, and Maybe Something Better

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

Pretty Amazing

Ohhhh I fell for it! I've been told I'm very gullible. haha if you say gullible slowly funny quotes funny quote funny quotes humor

this definitely happens at work! @Caroline Taing

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

For those who shout on Facebook!

OR don't you text at me in that tone of voice.and the old saying "don't you look at me in that tone of voice." Love 'em all.

A nerd score of 4 if you recognize where the quote comes from. A score of 5 if you recognized it with a French accent! <--- 5 for me!

Score 5 - Your mother was a hamster! A nerd score of 4 if you recognize where the quote comes from. A score of 5 if you recognized it with a French accent!

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

Old people at weddings always poke me and say " You're next. " So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.

Looool :D

I had to read this one aloud a couple times

*Hits Blunt*

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I did this the other weekend.except replace "monsters" with "zombies." Someone was shooting off and I thought, "What if those are rifles? What if it's zombies?" This is why I choose not to watch scary movies! :) I've got "scary" covered.

Never thought of it this way.... But I'm screwed that straw gets me ever time!

Quotes - I don't think I could ever stab someone. I mean, let's be honest. I can barely get the straw in the Capri Sun.


Quote: "A friend told me that I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn." I'm sorry - but I find this so funnY!

What I'm doing right now....unfortunately this text wouldn't be any easier if I were actually reading the open book...uuhhhhgg. Hurry up Friday!

The definition of Studying. This is the way my daughter would study and she was an excellent student. I needed complete silence, go figure!