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Mom: Why is your room always so messy? Me: If someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and probably die.

I don't know why this is hilarious to me. Maybe because I'm a mom now and am ALWAYS doing my daughters hair to keep it out of her face or because I have really long hair and wish someone else was responsible for it.

Sneaking down like a ninja to the kitchen for a drink at night, trying not to wake your family.

...yeah that's about twenty-five percent of the guys at my school. the other seventy-five percent are just undatable.

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