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{not a creature was stirring} hehehe

twas the night before christmas and, well, ok a mouse is stirring. gemma correll and her merry band of misfits. christmas food and animal joke pun.

One liners..

This could be the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.


that awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low

Spell check cant live with it cant live without it

My stupid phone does the same thing to me, and people wonder why it takes me so long to text. It's cause I'm spending all my time correcting the auto-correct "auto-cucumber" ROTFL.

It sends a message.

Seriously, why?

Honestly chopsticks are not for rice. We use spoons to eat rice with. We use chopaticks for side dishes. But we are comfortable with using them so we just use chopsticks for everythung including rice.