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Funny mother quotes: My daughter asked me what it's like to have kids,so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco... they have concrete walls...years of foods and supplies... and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco. they have concrete walls.years of foods and supplies. and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card - Funni Pic - Funny Pictures - Humour

Lol. There is always something to do

Sounds like us.cept cats are disgustingly evil, they smell horrible which leaves a distinct odor on their owners, they're creepy as hell.

Haha!

My daughter asked me what it's like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.

Whisper App's photo.

Someone from Chesapeake, Virginia, US posted a whisper, which reads "My 2 year old defines bad words as anything she doesn't like to hear. "Go clean up your toys" -"oooo you said bad words" "

Lol...this is actually kinda funny

Someone from Denver, Colorado, US posted a whisper, which reads "Right before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.

WORD. USE BETTER RESOURCES.

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x AG Quote: I love when the kids tell me they're bored. As if the lady standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas about how to have a good time.

Donuts!

Happens all the time. "I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables and when I get home I discover they're just regular donuts.

"I saw a guy take a bite out of a Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart..Sir, we live in a society with rules."

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I saw a guy take a bite out of a Kit Kat bar without breaking it apart. Sir, we live in a society with rules.

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