Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.
It's more like - I will make you breakfast. I will do the laundry. I will always kiss you good night and good morning. You will - Coming running when I scream to kill a spider Take the dogs out after dark Hug me when I least deserve it