"Break off in case of sparkly vampires" - I think this would be even more effective without the "Sparkly" part. But In all seriousness this sign is racist against vampires. A hate sign is what this is!
Jolly ranchers melted over apples with edible glitter. Melt jolly rancher's in a 250 degree oven for around 5 mins, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for a sparking space effect. Tips-- green apple jolly rancher over a granny smith apple.