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Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

"Your girlfriends will probably outlive your husband... so make sure you pick good ones and hang onto them."

reminder: your girlfriends will outlive your husband Then again.your girlfriend may run off with your husband.and her friendship :(

dictionary art print - I'm OUTDOORSY In That I Like Getting DRUNK on PATIOS - funny quote recycled book page

Lol that is the only time you find me outside! dictionary art print - I'm OUTDOORSY In That I Like Getting DRUNK on PATIOS - funny quote recycled book page

Yes

A marg? Life can't be enjoyed with just ONE marg.

true story lol

K to T-"One day my patience will run out, and I will stab you. In the face. Very hard." Jaime-"I think you normally punch people in the face.

Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And some actually DO cover your ass when you need them!

Friends Are Like Underpants

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If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

dont feel like folding funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor cleaning

hahaha thought this was funny the times that I have to do the laundry which isn't much at all I restart the dryer more times then I can count LOL

Couldn't agree with you more Nathanial! :)

Friday's Fantastic Finds

You know it was a good day if you didn't hit or bite anyone! ~ says 4 year old Kids say the funniest things

#funny #quote #smile @Taylor Evans

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

yep...should have been here yesterday.

Love This, want to hang it right inside my front door, it should say, the house was clean an hour ago sorry you missed it!

Oh, I can't breathe from laughing! I may have said this a couple of times to my sweet hubby :)

Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.

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