Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!' 'So, you're kicking meeeowt?
There are more food stamp kinda days than million bucks.
this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!
Haha this is what you do with all your new boyfriends. Lol want me to call Carlos and see what he has to say? I bet he says the truth too. Oh wait you got caught cheating after my girl supported you and bought you a couch cause "you didn't have anything" lol. Or is that receipt a lie too? Lol. That's why you never pit it on your Facebook that Yall were dating lol. Sad girl. You use people and no one stays with you because they learn the truth.
Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
Mostly people don't ever call me back so then I feel like a stalker trying to get basic questions having to call over and over its ridiculous! Yup pretty much
"I hope you like my new unique recipe. They're called Shut The Fucupcakes.
Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold, like why you gotta play me like that.