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every time i have to call customer service

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

Listen, I'm not calling her a slut. I'm just simply stating that if her vagina had a password, it would be 'password'.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Listen, I'm not calling her a slut. I'm just simply stating that if her vagina had a password, it would be 'password'.

All day, everyday!

SO true. "No seriously. Don't mistake my perky phone voice for actually liking you. I get paid to be nice to jerk wads like you.

sooo me I've been trying to find this quote forever!

Do this all the time when I was little because I just watch a scary movie. But now scary movies don't bother me. I think that they are funny as hell but still to this day. I Run up the stairs do no one will kill me

I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are!

Funny Workplace Ecard: When I get off the phone with you I am going to tell my coworkers how stupid you are. Bahaha so true!

Now..ya I am

this is a true story. omg i hate it when people ask me something multiple times. drives me nuts

awkward moment

I feel like this when I go to Target for one specific thing and they don't have it. I feel like every cashier is looking at me wondering if I am feeling ok or if I had some kind of head injury.

Pinterest wedding #ecard #funny These are making me feel better about myself. I'm not the only one who does this... I mean come on I don't even have a #boyfriend

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

extra minutes.

"I finally figured out my body type. Its hourglass with extra minutes." Love yourself for who you are!

But I gotta get up!  ~Jill Scott

I wish today was cancelled. Rainy days in bed are awesome.

@Pattie Jo Forsberg  I can see you and Tommy arresting someone like this :-)

I can't believe that cop put me in the backseat when I clearly called shotgun. I think this is funny I think it says something about my sense of humor.

Seriously!! Except for when you LOVE their voice ;-) ... this is actually a great idea. In 2 years it'll be the norm.

I can't stand voicemail. If you leave me a long message then you can't be angry if I don't call you back because I know I have already heard your complete conversation. Text me or hang up and I am smart enough to return the call.

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.my promise to my future children

This is so true for me and prom this year!

I've said this to my husband about 3000 times now. so far, I've done okay :)

Homegirl exercises, but doesn't run.

I was not, am not and never will be a runner even though I can picture a young, thin me in a really cute running outfit, ipod plugged into my ears and long ponytail swinging from side to side. Alas, I am not a runner.