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totally sums me up at night, lol.

Blanket on - Too hot. Blanket off - Too cold. One leg out - Perfect. Until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs your leg and drags you through the hall.

I totally do this! And jump on the bed from a foot away to make sure no one grabs me from under my bed!!!!

Oh god I can relate too much. I turn the lights off and it gets pretty dark in the house. LOLXD I just peg it up the stairs and into my room slam the door and turn the light on.

I feel like this always happens when I forget to forward it to 10 people.  Or when I forward it to 10 people, but one email address bounces back undeliverable, and then the fate of technicalities comes in and kills me.  It's just so much work.

I should be dead about a million times over, for all the chain letters and emails and texts that I've received and NEVER forwarded one. So I find this HILARIOUS! They are like Blackmail, Guilt, Fear letters.

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This truth kills me every time I am the "tooth fairy". Truly one of the most stressful times of my life.


That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

.so true thought that every time my mom made me take it!

Relatable Post: No cough syrup you're not "grape flavored". Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children, not grape

wait a minute HOLD THE PHONE HOLD THE PHONE. what

Have YOU ever sprinted down an enormous flight of castle stairs in the middle of the night in a big poofy ball gown while wearing high heels made of glass? I didnt think so.

Dont text me while Im in the middle of texting you

my husbands still has the old brick phone.I laugh every time he's still texting a reply and someone texts him.

in bed, it's 6am. you close our eyes for 5 minutes, it's 77:45. at school, it's 1:30. close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31

So true but at work not school. If I was in a quiet classroom I would def go to sleep. Good thing I work with kids!


Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

sorry mom

Pet Peeve I think my son and my husband both do this. As a matter of fact I know they do. Ive been in the car with Patrick where he will tell people he is further along in the drive than we really are.

Everyone has

my little brother and sister! And the same happened to my little brother, he made my little sister cry and then tried to make her laugh.