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Sarcasm

Sarcasm and stupidity meet at the elevator press the button three times it goes into hurry up mode

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Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think, not wonder, not imagine, not obsess. Just breathe & have faith.

Shel Silverstein

poetry poem shel silverstein Don't change on my account this reminds me of the i hate you all equally saying be you be what you do I won't like you

A synonym for the word "giddy" is "fickle". This image made me giggle because it describes the fickle teenage girl that I am today

A synonym for the word "giddy" is "fickle". This image made me giggle because it describes the fickle teenage girl I am

Me on a regular basis..sigh.lol

Brain: I see you are trying to sleep. May I offer a selection of your worst memories from the last 10 years? Let me offer YOU this ONE thought instead, that is all we will repeat to ourselves until we fall asleep.

so true minus the texting part but I know that sometimes friends get irritated cause they cant text me

sooo true it's sad. Before cell phones I knew everybody's phone number by heart, now I'm lucky if I remember my own haha

So why bother? :)

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan? I've never thought of a plan!

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