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Giving.... And so the f**k what if they want to buy a drink. Maybe that's exactly what they need to cope. Who the hell am I to judge them?! They can have the booze and I'll buy them a burger too. And if they have a dog, I make sure to buy doggie treats as well. It's called being a decent human being for no other reason than it's the right thing to do.

Whenever I give money to the homeless, I get yelled at that "They are just gonna buy booze with it.


Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

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Or seeing it, smelling it, hearing it

Story of my life! LMAO "I can't come to work today".


Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here.

Bahaha this just happened to me & I was too excited.

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the fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers - Mar 04 2015 PM

I LOVE this guy....God Bless Dino

It's not called slurring your words. It's called talking in cursive and it's fucking elegant.

Er mer gerd lol

funny beer guy meme did you ever turn and look at them, lol