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Bwahaha! This is so perfect for some of the people around me lately.

You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.

All my friends are getting pregnant and I'm just over here with a bottle of vodka like, no.

UNLESS you're running for President.... Then, that ONE time, in when you told your buddy "I would really want to make a sandwich out of that chick's boobs!".......... It'll become front page news!!! UNLESS of COURSE, you're a Democrat. ):