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Zombies are a serious threat....

Zombies are a serious threat....

and not just about chocolate - but tortilla chips, cheese, bread, etc. Actually, chocolate tastes better than skinny feels. So there.

My reaction to my behavior a majority of the time. I take that back, my reaction ALL the time.

Honey, you can't go around saying bad words. But the fact that you say them in the right context makes Mommy proud. And, honestly, that really DID taste like shit. SO wrong but still funny!