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Comic by Toothpaste For Dinner: insanely rich

Comic by Toothpaste For Dinner: insanely rich

Adulthood is mostly about being tired and wishing gou hadn't made plans.

Free, Confession Ecard: I think i finally get this shit. "Adulthood" is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

Funny Thanks Ecard: Thanks for pinning the top 5 tips to a flat belly followed by a recipe for a 5 layer chocolate cake.

I just skim those flat belly pins. I wasn't BORN with a flat belly.

When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, 'We're hoping it's a baby.'

Funny Baby Ecard: When people point at my pregnant belly and ask if I know what it's going to be, I like to say, 'We're hoping it's a baby.

How to fall asleep lmao

How To Fall Asleep: Stuck awake? You may have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk laced with horse tranquilizers. Nope tried that too :/

Hahahahahahaha!!! This is my next excuse!

People who exercise live longer, but those extra years are spent at the gym.not worth it - Long live the couch potato!

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