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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

I have to bite my tongue real hard some days, excuse me, I mean nights!

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. How I feel working in customer service loll

Mornings. Mondays. Working.

I hate mornings. And mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy. So true. So true

23 Thoughts College Students Have When They Go Home For Break

23 Thoughts College Students Have When They Go Home For Break

Thoughts that go through every college student's head when they walk out of their last final and get to go home.


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

Liar, liar! Pants on fire!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more.

Story of my life

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

#Truth!!!! ;)

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Pedicure season

The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have!

This is what I will say to my child on a daily basis I am sure

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!