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I can relate.

First child eats dirt parent calls doctor. Second child eats dirt parent cleans out mouth. Third child eats dirt parent wonders if she really needs to feed him lunch. So true good thing I stopped at

SERIOUSLY

Child: "Mom, can I have a candy?" Mom: "Did you brush your teeth?" Child: "Not yet" Mom: "No, then you can't have candy." (Child leaves room and finds Dad)Child: "Dad, can I have candy?" Dad: "Yes.

It's not fair. Everyone who got married before Pinterest should get another shot at it. For free. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

just not fair. i want to renew my vows just so i can have another wedding, lol.

remembering all the words to every song from the '80s but forgetting why you walked in the room

Remembering the words to every song from the but forgetting why you walked into the next room. Sad but true. So me.

Yes. it happens too often!

The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it, then you forget where that safe place is. - i wouldn't call that an awkward moment. it turns into a WTF freak out moment for me ahaha

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Free and Funny News Ecard: ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying.

ROFL!!!! ~Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet

This is so my children! Funny Family Ecard: Mom is frantic & asking us to hurry up, you go dump all the cereal out & pour syrup on it, I'm pooping my pants right now & going to throw all the shoes in the toilet.

I have never understood this show!! Kid is a whiny pain in the ass!

Parents hate Caillou and I am not sure any other children's TV character is as well-hated as Calliou is. Parents hate Caillou with a ferocious passion.

I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.

"I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

I don't always lose my phone... but when I do, it's always on silent.

Story of my life! And since my phone spends like of the time on silent, I lose it pretty often!

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