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Lol, yeah and I've added on some pounds because of this love affair #truluv

Lol, yeah and I've added on some pounds because of this love affair #truluv

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Hmm... I wonder if this would actually work as an excuse.

Hmm... I wonder if this would actually work as an excuse.

Seriously,packing and planning this move is making me lose weight. I'm a hot mess.

Seriously,packing and planning this move is making me lose weight. I'm a hot mess.

Oh my heavens,,, This is the best yet! Totally makes my day every day that I look at it.

Oh my heavens,,, This is the best yet! Totally makes my day every day that I look at it.

Every single time I make pasta, I feel like I have to throw a party to make up for the excess. Or give everyone half-portions because I didn't make enough.

Girlfriends you know what I'm talking' about... Lol

Girlfriends you know what I'm talking' about... Lol

Or suffer crushing guilt that we didn't throw birthday parties for our (now college-aged) children that featured dessert tables, cheerful felt banners, and pink lemonade in whimsical mason jars with pink striped straws.

Or suffer crushing guilt that we didn't throw birthday parties for our (now college-aged) children that featured dessert tables, cheerful felt banners, and pink lemonade in whimsical mason jars with pink striped straws.

When I am at the store I always think people are thinking we are stealing when we don't buy anything. -L

When I am at the store I always think people are thinking we are stealing when we don't buy anything. -L

would be funnier if without hesitation got an answer . . . that would be the creation of a new freindship

would be funnier if without hesitation got an answer . . . that would be the creation of a new freindship

I'd like to think this is false...though i'll probably be proven wrong, i'll try 2+ anyway.

I'd like to think this is false...though i'll probably be proven wrong, i'll try 2+ anyway.