Rachel: Chandler! Patrick just uh, ended things with me. Did you or did you not tell him that I was looking for a serious relationship? Chandler: I did! I absolutely did! Rachel: You idiot!! Chandler: I'm sure you're right, but why? Rachel: You don't tell a guy that you’re looking for a serious relationship! You don't tell the guy that! Now you scared him away! Chandler: Oh, man. I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. Rachel: Y'know, you should never be allowed to talk to people!