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"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year" I bet you've thought of this at least once!


Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it. So true ! My mom can find any thing that i have lost!

A new reason for my boys to love me even more <3

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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

I could say this about a lot of people ;)

This is pretty much the story of my life with a lot of the students I work with!

Confusingly smart?

Honestly, this wouldn't work. Unless your locks unlocked the opposite way of all other locks. Then you'd be brilliant because you created a lock that unlocks the opposite way. Otherwise, having six locks is just paranoid. They're going to break in anyway.


The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late ! Its Too Late Baby. You Are Stuck !

Worst 2 minutes ever!

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Me too - was the worst 4 years of my life.

I never thought about the Braille at the ATM. Either way I can really see the differences in America and other places now. Ridiculous

ONLY in America--totally guilty of the Diet Coke one ;) And the garage.