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"I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year" I bet you've thought of this at least once!

Mum

Nothing is really lost until mom can't find it. So true ! My mom can find any thing that i have lost!

A new reason for my boys to love me even more <3

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It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

I could say this about a lot of people ;)

This is pretty much the story of my life with a lot of the students I work with!

Confusingly smart?

Honestly, this wouldn't work. Unless your locks unlocked the opposite way of all other locks. Then you'd be brilliant because you created a lock that unlocks the opposite way. Otherwise, having six locks is just paranoid. They're going to break in anyway.

=^;^=

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late ! Its Too Late Baby. You Are Stuck !

Worst 2 minutes ever!

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Me too - was the worst 4 years of my life.

I never thought about the Braille at the ATM. Either way I can really see the differences in America and other places now. Ridiculous

ONLY in America--totally guilty of the Diet Coke one ;) And the garage.

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