The Cincinnati Zoo has a traveling version of its Cat Ambassador Program where zoo trainers bring cheetahs to local schools. And that means road trips. When these cheetahs go out on the town, they ride shotgun.
Dog: What is it? Me: It's a tree. Dog: Can I eat it? Dog: *stares blankly* Me: What? Dog: I'm gonna eat it. Me: Once your ass gets a stomach ache I'm gonna let you stay there and grovel in pain because you should have listened.