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We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

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I'm always disappointed when a liars pants don't catch on fire!

.Now Garfield...you is one lazy cat

This is me today. Everyone have a fun and safe Labor Day.

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Yeah! what more o you want?

Welcome to more Maxine. I found these funny quotes and wanted to share a smile or two with you. So please enjoy and have a giggle or two

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Check out why you should consider hiring an end of lease cleaning company when moving out.

It wouldn't be so bad, if it was only one of those days. :)

One of those days Garfield

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Garfield

Secrets are safe...

Generally growing old gracefully is accepting your limitations and not fighting growing old. "Aging gracefully" has often been a word used to describe people especially women who choose to grow old.

Heck yes ....

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Yes, they should suck the fats instead

Funny pic quote to share! Wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat too?

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I had to give up jogging for my health.My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my underwear on fire!

WooHooo! Bring on the HOT firefighters!!

I'll be sitting around knitting, THEN press my Life Alert button while I wait for the hot firefighters to show up!

Seriously, I keep saying that and I never seem to get my shit together by that age!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

getting older -

My stuff strutted off along time ago!

before it was cool lol

haha, hipster john arbuckle or whatever his name was

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