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Drinking wine on the patio counts as outdoor activity

yes, i will! same goes to coupons that give a bit more off if you spend twice as much - damn you, neiman marcus and saks!

so true ng ng Lynn

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The sooner you advertise here, the better...

Advertising Billboard - The sooner you advertise here, the better -Phew! It´s all in the music, thanks Radio Phew is right!

.Finally, an explanation.

That is so true! So what's my excuse for being loud when I don't drink? Must be my Italian genes!

Oh Denise... I can smell your dirty job from here

Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

PMS, much easier to say...

eCards - I'm pretty sure it's called PMS because that's easier to say than estrogen induced manic depressive bipolar disorder prone to fits of psychopathic rage.

Oh, sorry - let me pause the CPR I am performing to answer your call light request for your 6th Sprite, Mr. Back Pain x 6 years. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Oh, sorry - let me pause the CPR I am performing to answer your call light request for your Sprite, Mr. Back Pain x 6 years.

Finally, someone understands my dreams and goals...exactly

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Oh, when I grow up I want to be a nailpolish namer.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Please let all the stupid people who can't drive call in sick today so I won't get stuck behind them and have to use curse words. Amen.

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Please let all the stupid people who can't drive call in sick today so I won't get stuck behind them and have to use curse words.

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