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When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day. Calvin and Hobbes

100% truth.

Dont lie to the ones you love. All these can be ruined by lies. All trust will be lost with a single lie. Own up to the truth and work it out. Thats what makes relationships real, strong, and last.

I prefer a vocabulary enhanced by virulent phrases due to the nescience of the greater population.

they say swearing is due to a limited vocabulary i know thousands of words but i still prefer fuck off to go away

Murphys Law- I was just telling my mom about this!

Funny Confession Ecard: 600 shopping carts in the grocery store and I keep picking the one with the front wheel that likes to pirouette like a ballerina on speed. Every damn time :-)

But that person must mean so much to you if they're all that's on your mind.

Heart Touching Quotes - Fact: The first person that you think of in the morning and the last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or the cause of your pain.

Positive Quotes For Life

I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.--memories are always sweeter when shared with someone else

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Life is NOT like a box of chocolates,It's like a jar of jalapenos,what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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