When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. Well, when you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day. Calvin and Hobbes