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Yup how i feel with my job! Lol

You mind if I leave early boss? I'm coming down with a bad case of f*ck this place /// epidemic.

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biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

The big sisters are the dangerous ones. We protect our "baby bears"

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

Dr. Seuss. Wise.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

Mom: "Stop touching the plants!" Plant: *dies* oh yeah . I can kill plastic cactus!

We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch.  Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun.  And if you're not a bitch at all that won't work either.  A halfway bitch.  Those are my kind of people.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

best-memes: not anti social Best-memes in now... - stressfree

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Why do I love this so much right now?

Best Inspirational Quotes About Life QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Life Quote Dita Von Teese quote: You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

I need more money lol

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous by bank account balance reminds me to calm the heck down - ecard meme - Humor me - Random funnies

I just can't stop laughing at this, @Cheryl Ernst this is you and your letters

Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know I am typing this with my middle finger.

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

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