Professor McGonagall: "Sirius Black did what?" Madame Pomfrey: "I woudln't let him see Mr. Lupin as he was still resting from last night. I told him that unless he was injured he was not allowed to stay.. so he punched himself in the face and told me he was injured." Professor Dumbledore: "Well... you have to admire his dedication."
Be the Worst You Can Be Book - Grumpier than a self-help book and more beautifully presented than an interview, this book is perfect to flip through during idle moments. It shouldn’t come as a shock considering this title, but this book is absolutely full of the most ironic and hilarious snips.