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Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Raising teenagers ... one drink at a time. My drink may be coffee (because if it were tequila I would but a really fun(ny) but non-parental parent), but I completely understand this feeling...

Raising teenagers ... one drink at a time. My drink may be coffee (because if it were tequila I would but a really fun(ny) but non-parental parent), but I completely understand this feeling...

Saying 'oh, bless her heart' is the same as saying, 'oh DEAR GOD, this girl doesn't stand a chance,' in southern.

Saying 'oh, bless her heart' is the same as saying, 'oh DEAR GOD, this girl doesn't stand a chance,' in southern.

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

This is true, and HAS happened to me. ..my adrenaline kicked in & I ran so fast I left my friend struggling to keep up- she never teased me about being a slow runner ever again. HA!(but that was one of the scariest nights of my life..)

Have a seat, girl. It must be exhausting trying to keep up appearances all the time.

Have a seat, girl. It must be exhausting trying to keep up appearances all the time.

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