Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.
story of my life. That and an iron deficiency are the cause for all my random bruises. Most of them occur at work for misjudging how close I am to things. Especially the wall behind Ughh gets me every damn time.